February 2012
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my mom came into the room and was like
oh hey you’re already one upping your cousin.
and i was like um how so
and she was like lol she dropped out and got married and has twins now she’s stuck on the farm boom ROASTED
ed-ingle:
haha good joke Brian Dales my friends wouldn’t sleep with you
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ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
sleepthroughthealarm:
alex and lisa may not get back together this time
that’s it that’s the joke
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
Anonymous asked: IF YOU'RE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME. TIME AFTER TIME. IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH YOU. I'LL BE WAITING. TIME AFTER TIME.
true facts im scared to meet cameron leahy next week because of his crayon penis
distortmyview replied to your post: if you have a scottish accent no need to worry …
SAME
i like YOU A LOT ALREADY
Anonymous asked: who's sam mctrusty?
butthurtbandboys:
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all im saying is
sam mctrusty can GET THIS
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if you have a scottish accent
no need to worry
YOU
can get it
zigzay:
Promiscuous Girl- Nelly Furtado feat....
“Open this Pitt up”
– Surgeon operating on Brad Pitt (via ineedtogetpaid)
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hoarding the url chingybarnes was the best decision i have eVER MADE
reizzycarnation reblogged your post: reizzycarnation started following you izzy i…
that my time or yours
my time is fine
it’s like
6pm your time?
reizzycarnation started following you
izzy
i will follow you back on one condition
you swear to only post about taylex after 7pm
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so when briana was driving me home when i went to go visit her we were talking about weird fics we’d read and how i stumbled across an atl autism fic
i found it again
